This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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