my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
NoShamevember. You game?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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