You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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