My room smells like vodka and shame
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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