I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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