He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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