god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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