so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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