I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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