I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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