I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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