Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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