i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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