yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
why do cheetos always look like penises
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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