my mouth tastes like poor choices
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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