it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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