Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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