If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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