I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
