Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It's just like the Real World with babies
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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