Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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