Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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