That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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