I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Is it because I queefed?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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