He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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