the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.