Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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