You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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