Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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