Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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