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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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