god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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