Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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