in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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