he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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