would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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