new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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