There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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