All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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