I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My dick has a subreddit
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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