Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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