She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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