Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
