She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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