JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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