We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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