there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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