love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
