I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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