i already hear my dad disowning me
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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