Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
