remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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