I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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