I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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