The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I had to cum in my sink.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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