Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
do herpes really smell.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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