It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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