why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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