well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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