remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
handjob tips. give me some.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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